Rejoice, diabetics. Hostess unveiled the Twinkie / Ding Dong mash-up you’ve been praying for. Why stop there? Let’s keep that combo train chugging along with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Other Mash-Ups We Want Now That There Are Twinkie / Ding Dongs.
Birkencrocs
Chia Pet Brillo Pads
Super Mario Lopez
“Law & Order (Taylor’s Version)”
“Jude Law & Order”
Axe Body Spray ‘n Wash
York Peppermint Patron
International House of Pan Flutes
Joe Cocker Spaniel
Johnson & Johnson Baby Chowder
Alanis Morrissey
Robert Downey Fabric Softener
Jack Black Jack
Bradley Mini Cooper
Jamie Foxx News
Tom Carnival Cruise
Duh . . . “Barbieheimer”!
