If you were born after 2000, there’s a chance these phrases mean NOTHING to you…
1. “Have you tried blowing in the Nintendo cartridge? Sometimes that works.”
2. “Get off the phone, I need to use the internet.”
3. “Be kind, rewind.”
4. “Can you pass me the phone book please?”
5. “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.”
6. “Don’t touch that dial, we’ll be right back.”
7. “You’ve got mail.”
8. “Okay, I got the phone. Hang up!”
9. Typing “55318008” into a calculator.
10. “Shut up, I need to record this song so that it can be my ringtone.”
